Important Notice

My dog lives here.

You don't.

If you don't want dog hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.

Yes, she has some disgusting habits.

So do I and so do you.

What's your point?

OF COURSE she smells like a dog.


It's her nature to try to sniff your crotch. Please feel free to sniff hers.

I like her a lot better than I like most people.

To you she's a dog. To me she's an undemanding companion who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. I have no problem with any of these things.

Dogs are better than kids because;

  • They eat less
  • They don't ask for money all the time
  • They are easier to train
  • They usually come when called
  • They never drive your car
  • They don't hang out with drug-using friends
  • They don't smoke or drink
  • They don't worry about whether they have the latest fashions
  • They don't wear your clothes
  • And they don't need a wazillion dollars for college.

The same applies for the cats, except they will ignore you... until you're asleep.


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