My dog lives here.
If you don't want dog hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
Yes, she has some disgusting habits.
So do I and so do you.
What's your point?
OF COURSE she smells like a dog.
It's her nature to try to sniff your crotch. Please feel free to sniff hers.
I like her a lot better than I like most people.
To you she's a dog. To me she's an undemanding companion who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. I have no problem with any of these things.
Dogs are better than kids because;
The same applies for the cats, except they will ignore you... until you're asleep.